BY BROOK FISCHER AUGUST 13, 2007
Mount Holly, MN (Population 4) (TNA) – Some people have their own ideas about local government, but very few go as far as creating their own city so they can run the show.
Minnesota native and advertising executive Mike Haeg founded the tiny city of Mount Holly, Minnesota (Population: 4), back in October of 2005.
The "city" is simply the three-bedroom bungalow-style house and surrounding property that Haeg, his wife, Tammy, and two kids, Jackson and Autumn, occupy.
Mt. Holly skylineHaeg revealed that Mount Holly "takes 27 seconds to walk across. Not even that. I was probably walking slow; watering the grass."
Mount Holly may not be a sprawling expanse, but Haeg said he still refers to it as a city because "a town doesn’t sound cosmopolitan enough and metropolis is a little too high-falutin’."
It took about a year and a half for Mount Holly to be recognized by the state of Minnesota, but seemingly overnight, Haeg said he became the mayor, chief of police, town drunk, coroner, chamber of commerce, and tourism board for the city.
He added, "I used to be Director of Sanitation, but I handed it off to Jackson."
Haeg readily put his wife in charge of the treasury department, as it was his "least favorite position."
They say behind every great man is a great woman, and the mayor’s missus couldn’t agree more. In her words, "I’m basically keeping the city of Mount Holly together because I’m actually here all the time."
This past January, Haeg’s wife and children finally made the transition from squatters to citizens. In a purely political move, Haeg said he held off on their residency applications until he was sure he could serve another term as mayor.
Not that there would have been any sort of power struggle. Haeg’s wife said she probably won’t ever run for mayor of Mount Holly, as "it seems like an awful lot of responsibility." She joked, "Shaking hands and kissing babies? I might get cooties."
Haeg’s 10-year-old son said he will definitely run one day, but for now Jackson is busy governing his bedroom, which he’s dubbed "The state of Jackzilla."
Meanwhile, Haeg is thrilled that population has increased 300 percent, but said he’s embarrassed about the city’s shameful literacy rate.
His daughter, Autumn, is only 3 years old and unable to read. To add insult to injury, Haeg’s wife revealed, "Autumn can’t pronounce Mount Holly. She calls it ‘Hall Molly.’"
"It’s not her fault," Haeg insists.
A quick search on Google Maps shows that Mount Holly is about 25 miles from Minneapolis, within the city of limits of Shakopee, where Haeg and his wife grew up. They both agree that Shakopee is a lovely place to settle, so why the apparent secession?
Haeg explained, "I frickin’ love this country for what it is. I flippin’ love Minnesota. It’s definitely not a secession. It’s more of a celebration of what Shakopee is and what the U.S. is."
He said he took cues from the Original Homesteaders – or "O.H.s" as he likes to call them – and looked for things like water, natural resources and rail lines to find "a place that would suit us for the rest of our lives."
Since establishing Mount Holly, Haeg has handed out over 2000 keys to the city – essentially cards with invitations to have a beer or play pinball at the "mayoral mansion."
He hosts events like the Mount Holly Soybean Feed (a seven-course meal prepared by a vegan chef-friend), the Sasquatch-a-thon (an evening of Bigfoot movies projected on his garage door) and an annual city festival in August called Mount Holly Days.
He also finds time to put out an online newspaper called "The Mt. Holly Register." Readers will find outrageous tales of the city – i.e., the installation of a robotic ape to thwart hooligans – and links to "Civic Attractions" such as the Municipal Records Department, where Haeg converts old records gleaned from garage sales into MP3s.
Some politicos might think Haeg’s tongue is firmly planted in his civic-minded cheek, but his wife insists he takes the city and his mayoral duties very seriously.
"It means so much to him," she said.
That said, there are a few skeptics in Shakopee. Jackson admitted, "My piano teacher totally doesn’t believe I live in a city called Mount Holly, but I’m going to prove it to her."
Shakopee Mayor John Schmitt also doesn’t recognize Mount Holly as a real city, even though he has driven by Mike Haeg’s house numerous times on the way to his own City Hall.
But, for him, a sign out front reading, "Welcome to Mount Holly, pop. 4" does not a city make, and he describes Mount Holly as an imaginary city. "It really exists in the minds of those in the Haeg household," he said.
However, he doesn’t have a problem with Mount Holly’s existence. He noted, "It doesn’t affect [Shakopee] at all. There are no conflicts."
To keep the peace, Haeg makes sure to pay taxes to Shakopee, the state of Minnesota and the Federal Government, and always buys "$20 worth of raffle tickets a year from Shakopee’s Volunteer Fire Department to ensure a hasty response, in case of a catastrophe."
Schmitt, who represents about 34,000 constituents, even offers a little neighborly advice for Haeg, saying, "As mayor, you’ve got a lot of people to deal with. You have to be flexible."
He also said not to get bogged down by negative feedback; to "take it with a grain of salt."Haeg seems to share that positive attitude. He said, "It’s like that movie ‘Miracle on 34th Street.’ If enough people believe in Santa, Santa exists. If enough people believe in Mount Holly, Mount Holly exists."
Haeg is currently working on getting his own zip code and he expects a visit from the U.S. Census Bureau in 2010.
Now that Mount Holly is on the map – literally and figuratively – the mayor hopes his act of "vigilante homesteading" will inspire others to do the same.
While he doesn’t advocate a violent, "Guardian Angels" kind of approach, he does believe with enthusiasm and perseverance you can have the city of your dreams.
In his words, "You’ve got to take your own happiness."